A few months ago Liz wanted to watch South Park. I told her it was against the law and that the police would arrest me if I allowed her to watch it.

The next day, when I picked her up from school, I told her the police had stopped by to be sure I was not allowing a 7 year old to watch inappropriate TV programs. She, I think, believed me as it has not been an issue since "the police stopped by".

I think that the creative "stories" (lies) I make up help keep me sane.

I also believe it should be against the law to allow our children to watch South Park, Family Guy, etc.